Want to take out your stress on the world? Here are some funny ways to feel that little bit calmer at the end of the day... (Use with caution: effects can be hysterical.)
Ways to deal with stress:
• When someone says "have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
• Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
• Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
• Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
• Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
• Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
• Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
• Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
• At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
• When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "Third time this week!!!!!"
• Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
